Luke has changed since season one in a lot of different ways, but one of the strangest character changes is his penchant for older women. In one of the later episodes, Luke brings home an older woman, and, though it might have been one of the best plot twists in the show, it came out of nowhere. It wasn't just a one-time thing, either; as he dates older women on several occasions, but it makes no sense as to why Luke would have mommy issues. But, a whole episode is dedicated to Luke seeing a psychologist, who reveals to Phil and Claire that their son is a genius.
Luke : I had bread. I had cheese. I had an iron. What was I supposed to do? Manny : Don't you want to keep the room neat? We might have to entertain. Luke : Who would we entertain? Manny : I saw twin girls over at the kid's club. I thought we might reserve a spot by the pool, send them a couple of virgin mai-tais. They might be interested in two sophisticated guys like us. Luke : [Wearing a shower cap and flippers and holding a hair dryer] I am a bathroom Martian.
Beep boop beep! I come from the great toilet nebula. Beep boop bop beep! Phil : I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant to blame you for that whole picture thing. Your mom sort of thought it was yours and I should have stopped it, but I didn't. Luke : So what was the picture of? Phil : Well, it was a woman on a tractor, and she had her shirt off.
Luke : Was it hot? Phil : Okay, we're being honest here. Couple that with the cut-off jeans - and you were asking about the weather, weren't you? There's your trouble. All those negative feelings are holding you back. And what do we do with bad feelings? Claire : I've got it! What is the one thing a speeder can't outrun? Luke : Bullets! A laser! Ooh, I know, a falcon! Dad, jump in. Phil : Not a good time, buddy. Luke : A laser falcon! Phil : That's awesome.
Luke : I don't feel well. Claire : Did you finish your milkshake? Luke : I think that's the problem. Manny : Alex , do you realize that in two years we'll be graduating? Luke : Quiet, Manny. I think I'm moving the ball with my mind. Manny : Well, I'll be graduating. Alex : Nothing! Luke : Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning. Cameron : What are we going to do?
Luke : Let's start a fire. Cameron : No. But keep that in your back pocket. Luke : I say we eat what we kill. Manny : So I guess we'll be eating the mood. Luke : Boys rule and girls drool, right dad? Alex : You drool all the time. Mom wanted to see a specialist. Luke : I'm still growing into my tongue. Claire : Honey, are you wearing cologne? Luke : No. Dad attacked the cologne guy and then hugged me. Leave it to me. I'll just do some creative editing.
Just give me two hours, then another hour. Someone get me a chocolate milk, with extra salt. Luke : How does he find the time to do those things? Phil : He got divorced, so his whole life opened up.
He's living the dream. I'm living my dream. You're my dream. Claire : Okay, stop. I've been thinking of moving out for some time now.
There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy. Phil : [a rival realtor has stolen his account] You're not gonna believe this.
Mitzi got the listing. Claire : Oh, no, honey. That's awful! Phil : She cheated, she lied, and she won. Kids, gather round. Haley : Again, we are gathered. Phil : You want to get ahead? Loading… 0. Close Search for: Search. Log In Sign In. Forgot password? Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password. Your password reset link appears to be invalid or expired.
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